[01:36:40] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add Lbg nppvqragnyyl ybfr lbge zvffvba qrpelcgvba xrl.
[01:36:41] <LunchBot> Added mission: Lbg nppvqragnyyl ybfr lbge zvffvba qrpelcgvba xrl.
[01:36:46] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
[01:36:46] <LunchBot> You turn Duna into an enormous satellite. It's a complete failure, but at least the annoying earworm stays with you all day.
[01:38:15] <Eddi|zuHause> *like a sattellite i'm gonna orbit all the way around you* *sing*
[01:39:04] <FLHerne> .mission fixup s/lbge/lbhe/
[01:39:04] <LunchBot> New text is: Lbg nppvqragnyyl ybfr lbhe zvffvba qrpelcgvba xrl.
[01:39:45] <FLHerne> .mission fixup s/Lbg/Lbh/
[01:39:45] <LunchBot> New text is: Lbh nppvqragnyyl ybfr lbhe zvffvba qrpelcgvba xrl.
[01:40:01] <Eddi|zuHause> probably loads of typos
[01:40:40] <FLHerne> just those
[01:41:06] <FLHerne> if you wrote that in your head I'm impressed :-)
[01:44:08] <Eddi|zuHause> i'm not quite that fluent :p
[01:56:44] <XXCoder> ;mission
[01:56:44] <LunchBot> You disturb the PrefixCactus. Bob mishears a callout as "LD go for lunch" and the flight is delayed.
[01:57:05] <XXCoder> curse of the prefixcactus
[02:10:10] <packbart> never launch on an empty stomach
[02:11:44] <Eddi|zuHause> what if you lunch on an empty stomach?
[02:12:28] <packbart> you might get sick
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[09:11:06] <Mat2ch> !mission
[09:11:06] <LunchBot> You attempt to make a small edit to one of the parts. MOM! Phineas and Ferb are building a rocket again!
[09:16:56] <XXCoder> theyre trying to exploit your part flaws
[09:18:14] <Mat2ch> Looks like it.
[09:18:16] <Mat2ch> MOM!
[12:25:58] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You insert a used toilet plunger into the MPL in order to generate science points while landed on Moho.
[12:25:58] <LunchBot> Added mission: You insert a used toilet plunger into the MPL in order to generate science points while landed on Moho.
[12:26:19] <Mat2ch> !mission
[12:26:19] <LunchBot> You attempt to determine why Moho is no longer tidally locked. Your fuel runs out of Phlogiston.
[12:26:33] <Mat2ch> Oh no, no Phlogiston!
[12:27:44] <raptop> The *real* reason that everything burns/explodes!
[12:32:14] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Bill connects the wrong wires, letting the magic smoke out of the control console.
[12:32:14] <LunchBot> Added mission: Bill connects the wrong wires, letting the magic smoke out of the control console.
[12:36:17] <KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup s/letting/which lets/
[12:36:17] <LunchBot> New text is: Bill connects the wrong wires, which lets the magic smoke out of the control console.
[12:37:47] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Technically some of you goes to space today.
[12:37:47] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Technically some of you goes to space today.
[12:40:47] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Jeb opens an email entitled "Your LV-T30 Extended Warranty is about to expire!"
[12:40:48] <LunchBot> Added mission: Jeb opens an email entitled "Your LV-T30 Extended Warranty is about to expire!"
[12:41:20] <Mat2ch> !mission
[12:41:20] <LunchBot> You use the hot air produced by your managers as a replacement for LOX. StackDoubleFlow develops a mod which speeds up the game roughly 10-20,000x. That brings the framerate to a much more reasonable 0.1fps, so the launch timelapse only takes 9 hours to record.
[12:41:53] <Mat2ch> That sounds like a lot of hot air...
[12:44:21] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You attempt to launch while your cat sits on your keybo+----------------------------------------------++++-------
[12:44:21] <LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt to launch while your cat sits on your keybo+----------------------------------------------++++-------
[12:44:39] <raptop> hah
[12:53:31] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add For some reason all you can hear is a sick guitar solo.
[12:53:32] <LunchBot> Added outcome: For some reason all you can hear is a sick guitar solo.
[13:09:55] <Mat2ch> Oh, the bot was wrong about the next bankruptcy. It's Proterra.
[13:20:21] #KSPOfficial: mode change '+o Althego' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.esper.net
[14:36:42] <FLHerne> .outcome add Officials are reporting that the Explosion was the result of a "Violation of Technological Processes" although what that exactly means is not known.
[14:36:42] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Officials are reporting that the Explosion was the result of a "Violation of Technological Processes" although what that exactly means is not known.