[01:36:40] !mission add Lbg nppvqragnyyl ybfr lbge zvffvba qrpelcgvba xrl. [01:36:41] Added mission: Lbg nppvqragnyyl ybfr lbge zvffvba qrpelcgvba xrl. [01:36:46] !mission [01:36:46] You turn Duna into an enormous satellite. It's a complete failure, but at least the annoying earworm stays with you all day. [01:38:15] *like a sattellite i'm gonna orbit all the way around you* *sing* [01:39:04] .mission fixup s/lbge/lbhe/ [01:39:04] New text is: Lbg nppvqragnyyl ybfr lbhe zvffvba qrpelcgvba xrl. [01:39:45] .mission fixup s/Lbg/Lbh/ [01:39:45] New text is: Lbh nppvqragnyyl ybfr lbhe zvffvba qrpelcgvba xrl. [01:40:01] probably loads of typos [01:40:40] just those [01:41:06] if you wrote that in your head I'm impressed :-) [01:44:08] i'm not quite that fluent :p [01:56:44] ;mission [01:56:44] You disturb the PrefixCactus. Bob mishears a callout as "LD go for lunch" and the flight is delayed. [01:57:05] curse of the prefixcactus [02:10:10] never launch on an empty stomach [02:11:44] what if you lunch on an empty stomach? [02:12:28] you might get sick [04:15:21] #KSPOfficial: mode change '+o Althego' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.esper.net [09:11:06] !mission [09:11:06] You attempt to make a small edit to one of the parts. MOM! Phineas and Ferb are building a rocket again! [09:16:56] theyre trying to exploit your part flaws [09:18:14] Looks like it. [09:18:16] MOM! [12:25:58] ;mission add You insert a used toilet plunger into the MPL in order to generate science points while landed on Moho. [12:25:58] Added mission: You insert a used toilet plunger into the MPL in order to generate science points while landed on Moho. [12:26:19] !mission [12:26:19] You attempt to determine why Moho is no longer tidally locked. Your fuel runs out of Phlogiston. [12:26:33] Oh no, no Phlogiston! [12:27:44] The *real* reason that everything burns/explodes! [12:32:14] ;mission add Bill connects the wrong wires, letting the magic smoke out of the control console. [12:32:14] Added mission: Bill connects the wrong wires, letting the magic smoke out of the control console. [12:36:17] ;mission fixup s/letting/which lets/ [12:36:17] New text is: Bill connects the wrong wires, which lets the magic smoke out of the control console. [12:37:47] ;outcome add Technically some of you goes to space today. [12:37:47] Added outcome: Technically some of you goes to space today. [12:40:47] ;mission add Jeb opens an email entitled "Your LV-T30 Extended Warranty is about to expire!" [12:40:48] Added mission: Jeb opens an email entitled "Your LV-T30 Extended Warranty is about to expire!" [12:41:20] !mission [12:41:20] You use the hot air produced by your managers as a replacement for LOX. StackDoubleFlow develops a mod which speeds up the game roughly 10-20,000x. That brings the framerate to a much more reasonable 0.1fps, so the launch timelapse only takes 9 hours to record. [12:41:53] That sounds like a lot of hot air... [12:44:21] ;mission add You attempt to launch while your cat sits on your keybo+----------------------------------------------++++------- [12:44:21] Added mission: You attempt to launch while your cat sits on your keybo+----------------------------------------------++++------- [12:44:39] hah [12:53:31] ;outcome add For some reason all you can hear is a sick guitar solo. [12:53:32] Added outcome: For some reason all you can hear is a sick guitar solo. [13:09:55] Oh, the bot was wrong about the next bankruptcy. It's Proterra. [13:20:21] #KSPOfficial: mode change '+o Althego' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.esper.net [14:36:42] .outcome add Officials are reporting that the Explosion was the result of a "Violation of Technological Processes" although what that exactly means is not known. [14:36:42] Added outcome: Officials are reporting that the Explosion was the result of a "Violation of Technological Processes" although what that exactly means is not known.