[00:21:52] ;mission add In lieu of launching, you begin lunching. [00:21:52] umbralraptop: Added mission: In lieu of launching, you begin lunching. [00:23:20] ;mission fixup s/lunching/testing/ [00:23:20] FLHerne: New text is: In lieu of launching, you begin testing. [00:23:27] ;mission fixup s/testing/lunching/ [00:23:27] FLHerne: New text is: In lieu of launching, you begin lunching. [00:23:33] Works! [00:25:04] shiny [00:27:36] ;mission add You carefully adjust the position of the beryllium reflector with a screwdriver. [00:27:36] umbralraptop: Added mission: You carefully adjust the position of the beryllium reflector with a screwdriver. [00:31:58] ;outcome add At least the more distant seismic sensors will get a lot of data from that. [00:31:58] umbralraptop: Added outcome: At least the more distant seismic sensors will get a lot of data from that. [00:37:01] ;mission [00:37:02] TheKosmonaut: You build an Alcubierre drive. KwirkyJ deletes you. [00:37:18] KwirkyJ, now that's a name that I've not heard in a long time. [00:37:20] Long time. [00:37:24] SN8 static fire was successful this time [00:37:39] FLHerne: I literally missed it by like 3 min on the livestream [00:37:45] (i.e. it didn't blow up the pad, shred the avionics, and melt the guts of an engine this time...) [00:37:49] Action: TheKosmonaut shakes fist at train delays [00:40:32] did you move back to the states? [00:48:13] umbralraptop: Hell no [00:48:38] I'll probably visit though next year Oct. maybe. [00:49:01] Vaccine dependent [01:10:59] Action: umbralraptop was mainly confused by the whole trains being late thing [01:53:17] ;outcome add The CSB has determined that this was the decision that ultimately lead to so much death and destruction. [01:53:17] umbralraptop: Added outcome: The CSB has determined that this was the decision that ultimately lead to so much death and destruction. [01:56:14] ;mission add You attempt to detonate the explodium sea. [01:56:14] umbralraptop: Added mission: You attempt to detonate the explodium sea. [01:57:51] ;mission add You attempt to build and run Principia on a 32bit processor. [01:57:51] umbralraptop: Added mission: You attempt to build and run Principia on a 32bit processor. [02:06:43] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J442-ti-Dhg Starlink Mission [04:34:04] successful 7th landing and a static fire [09:08:39] Althego: and at ESA they're counting the Vega parts :P [09:08:58] But we saw some Marmite flying again and there was a little burp at the end [09:09:36] counting? [09:11:25] from the last failure [09:12:14] but why count it [09:15:47] bureaucracy. [09:15:50] :P [13:05:15] ;add mission You launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken [13:05:31] what did I do wrong [13:08:23] reverse the words [13:08:28] mission add [13:10:18] Ah, like discord [13:10:49] ; mission add You launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken [13:11:02] no, you inserte a space where you shouldnt have [13:11:07] oh my dear [13:11:17] l u r d [13:11:43] ;mission add You launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken [13:11:43] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added mission: You launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken [13:13:35] ;outcome add Your plans are thwarted by the Münar tardigrade colony [13:13:35] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: Your plans are thwarted by the Münar tardigrade colony [13:13:50] (once again) i meant to add that [13:28:42] marcelinethevampirespleen, what about Deep Space Karen [13:32:50] lol [13:33:04] ;outcome add The Deep Space Karen throttles Jeb, demanding to see his manager [13:33:05] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: The Deep Space Karen throttles Jeb, demanding to see his manager [14:14:30] ;outcome add The launch vehicle is too large for the lander and your craft overheats [14:14:30] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: The launch vehicle is too large for the lander and your craft overheats [14:16:31] mission add You undergo a mission to land the clones of Dr. Kerbalstien on Bop [14:16:58] ;outcome add Your plans are foiled by the Nose [14:16:58] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: Your plans are foiled by the Nose [14:22:32] ;outcome add a burning wheel bounces out of the wreckage and rolls away, due to the effects of universal narrative [14:22:33] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: a burning wheel bounces out of the wreckage and rolls away, due to the effects of universal narrative [14:22:51] i should have done general narrativity [14:23:06] ;mission [14:23:07] marcelinethevampirespleen: You install FAR. The Secretary disavows any knowledge of your actions. [14:23:44] ;mission [14:23:45] marcelinethevampirespleen: UmbralRaptor commissions you to build a RaptorRocket. kmath was unable to find "Outcome 459" [14:24:01] ;mission [14:24:01] marcelinethevampirespleen: You attach rubber balls to a cactus and throw it around inside the space station. You realize your liquid helium cooled computer just won't make it. [14:24:23] marcelinethevampirespleen: Note that you can PM LunchBot_ to avoid spamming the channel ;-) [14:24:24] oh, I haven't been being silly enough I think [14:24:30] ;mission [14:24:30] marcelinethevampirespleen: You try to capitalise your capacity of flux capacitors. You somehow end up in Dilbert space. [14:24:46] ;mission [14:24:46] marcelinethevampirespleen: You ask maltesh for advice. You end up with an infinite number of kerbals asking you to review their versions of Shakespeare. [14:24:55] ;mission [14:24:55] marcelinethevampirespleen: You convince Bob to ride on top of the rocket. The KIA arrest you for your crimes against kerbalkind. [14:25:08] perfect [14:26:26] ;mission [14:26:26] marcelinethevampirespleen: You are distracted by a discussion about N-body physics. You get an unpleasantly close view of the r-process in action. [14:26:40] -.- [14:26:45] ;mission [14:26:45] marcelinethevampirespleen: You launch into a Molniya orbit. A mod/op kicks you for violating rule 2.4b. [14:26:59] ;mission [14:27:00] marcelinethevampirespleen: You experiment with dozens of small engines on your craft, EVE online style. Not even Scott Manley can save you now. [14:27:07] marcelinethevampirespleen: Please do use /query to avoid spamming the channel [14:27:14] use what [14:27:18] This is getting very excessive [14:27:29] marcelinethevampirespleen: Note that you can PM LunchBot_ to avoid spamming the channel ;-) [14:27:36] oh how [14:27:57] Depending on your client, either /query LunchBot_ or some menu :p [14:28:02] figured it out [14:28:23] I'm sorry [14:28:39] Also note that there's a `!outcome fixup s/replace this/with that/` command now [14:28:55] For those "oh wait I should have written something else" realizations [14:29:56] (it works on any of the last 5 outcomes mentioned) [14:32:09] ooh [15:00:46] FLHerne did you kick me from lunchbot lol [15:03:23] marcelinethevampirespleen: No [15:03:40] it stopped me from adding a mission [15:03:43] :mission add You observe very suspicious behavior among the graysuits. [15:03:52] see nothing [15:04:11] : isn't a prefix it recognises, use . or ! or ; [15:04:22] whops [15:04:30] typo got me [15:04:36] whoops* [15:07:45] You write a bot that could pass the turing test, configure it to talk trollishly about KSP and unleash it on #KSPOfficial. A discussion on a cubic-ham-mile measurement system leads to this being promptly forgotten. [15:07:56] this has been my favorite so far [15:11:28] now it says no such channel or nick [15:12:18] permanently [15:21:33] because the _ is gone from its name [15:31:23] I thought irc ignored anything after the 9th char in a nick [15:32:03] marcelinethevampirespleen, /msg LunchBot [15:32:46] ;mission [15:32:47] marcelinethevampirespleen: UmbralRaptor explodes, emitting all kinds of dinosaur DNA. Ike approves of this. [15:33:42] may I suggest using /msg instead? [15:34:30] i am [15:34:38] just threw one in [16:11:30] #KSPOfficial: mode change '+o umbralraptop' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.esper.net [17:40:47] ;outcome add Unofortunately, there are survivors. [17:40:47] umbralraptop: Added outcome: Unofortunately, there are survivors. [17:40:52] ;outcome del Unofortunately, there are survivors. [17:40:53] umbralraptop: Deleted outcome: "Unofortunately, there are survivors." [17:40:59] ;outcome add Unfortunately, there are survivors. [17:40:59] umbralraptop: Added outcome: Unfortunately, there are survivors. [17:41:15] ;mission [17:41:15] darsie: You launch a small, unobservable teapot into a high orbit in order to definitively prove the existence of one. Your confusion of impact factor with impact parameter results in the destruction of several Elsevier and Springer offices. [17:41:56] yay :) [17:42:23] Teapotohedron-enforced open access journals [17:43:09] ;outcome add That was your final mistake. [17:43:10] umbralraptop: Added outcome: That was your final mistake. [17:43:13] ;mission add Jetpack to orbit from the Mun. [17:43:13] darsie: Added mission: Jetpack to orbit from the Mun. [17:43:15] ;outcome add Mistakes were made. [17:43:16] umbralraptop: Added outcome: Mistakes were made. [17:43:47] ;mission add Jetpack to Kerbin from Duna orbit. [17:43:48] darsie: Added mission: Jetpack to Kerbin from Duna orbit. [17:44:15] One of the outcomes being "You're fired for playing KSP too much and live off your youtube channel." feels a bit too real given all the let's play and vtuber stuff out there [17:44:29] (granted, minecraft is probablt the most popular, but eh) [17:44:32] ;mission add Jetpack deorbit to Kerbin. [17:44:32] darsie: Added mission: Jetpack deorbit to Kerbin. [17:45:16] ;mission add Orbit Kerbin with your second flight. [17:45:17] darsie: Added mission: Orbit Kerbin with your second flight. [17:46:05] ;mission del Orbit Kerbin with your second flight. [17:46:06] darsie: Deleted mission: "Orbit Kerbin with your second flight." [17:46:11] I mean, if you unlock the LV-T45 with your first flight, it's not too hard [17:46:12] ;mission add Orbit Kerbin with your second launch. [17:46:12] darsie: Added mission: Orbit Kerbin with your second launch. [17:46:58] and this, ladies and gentlemen, was the reason why mission was removed [17:47:18] umbralraptop: Yes. [17:47:30] ;mission add You go to war withthe tardigrade colony [17:47:30] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added mission: You go to war withthe tardigrade colony [17:47:55] and time to use the sed replace command [17:48:06] i forgot it [17:48:13] I8 [17:48:16] ;mission fixup s/withthe/with the/ [17:48:16] Althego: New text is: You go to war with the tardigrade colony [17:48:22] i** [17:48:31] I*** [17:48:41] ;mission fixup s/tardigrade colony/tardigrade colony./ [17:48:42] umbralraptop: New text is: You go to war with the tardigrade colony. [17:48:58] i already fixed it [17:49:13] ah you needed the . [17:49:14] Forgot the full stop. [17:49:15] Althego: punctuation! [17:49:17] how important [17:49:32] Yeah, you can't recover the craft without it coming to a full stop. [17:49:35] does it support all? what if i want g? [17:49:46] aaaaa [17:49:57] ;outcome add But Althego already fixed it incorrectly. Full Stop. [17:49:58] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: But Althego already fixed it incorrectly. Full Stop. [17:50:07] lol [17:50:08] ;outcome add The gamma flash is visible from over a gigaparsec away. [17:50:09] umbralraptop: Added outcome: The gamma flash is visible from over a gigaparsec away. [17:51:29] ;mission add You notice a syntax error in MechJeb but choose to ignore it. [17:51:29] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added mission: You notice a syntax error in MechJeb but choose to ignore it. [17:52:44] umbralraptop: Unlocking the decoupler is good, too. [17:53:39] well, yes [17:53:56] ;mission add TD-12 Decoupler collided with Jebediah Kerman. [17:53:56] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added mission: TD-12 Decoupler collided with Jebediah Kerman. [17:54:21] Is there confusion between mission and outcome? [17:54:32] nope [17:54:34] k [17:54:47] just thought it was funnier in mission [17:55:50] ;outcome add They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! [17:55:50] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! [17:57:00] ;mission add You decide to speed up the refuling process by mining corium instead of regolith. [17:57:00] umbralraptop: Added mission: You decide to speed up the refuling process by mining corium instead of regolith. [17:57:16] ;mission fixup s/refuling/refueling/ [17:57:16] umbralraptop: New text is: You decide to speed up the refueling process by mining corium instead of regolith. [17:58:43] ;outcome add So you use the remains of crashed kerbals for ballast. [17:58:44] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: So you use the remains of crashed kerbals for ballast. [18:06:40] ;mission fixup s/develpoment/development/ [18:06:53] the space [18:07:05] need to omit the space in front [18:09:54] https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/k0xcjg/how_to_orbit_kerbin_on_your_second_launch/ [18:10:40] ;mission fixup s/develpoment/development/ [18:10:40] Althego: No recently-mentioned mission found matching "develpoment". [18:10:45] odd [18:11:02] only for last 5 [18:11:04] ;mission fixup s/develpoment./development/ [18:11:04] marcelinethevampirespleen: No recently-mentioned mission found matching "develpoment.". [18:11:10] i just did it [18:14:47] ;outcome add You've added rings to Jool from leaving behind exploded craft. [18:14:47] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: You've added rings to Jool from leaving behind exploded craft. [18:24:52] ;mission [18:24:52] marcelinethevampirespleen: You swap the canteen coffee with mystery goo. You are banned from the only internet cafe in the city for vulgarity. [18:28:41] I posted a video on thepiratebay in /r/KerbalSpaceProgram and reddit added an advertising image of thepiratebay next to my post. https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/k0xcjg/how_to_orbit_kerbin_on_your_second_launch/ [18:28:41] How can I put a differet pic there? [18:29:49] ;mission fixup s/poot/poor/ [18:30:02] ;mission fixup s/poot/poor/ [18:30:03] marcelinethevampirespleen: No recently-mentioned mission found matching "poot". [18:48:38] Action: FLHerne tries to figure out what's going on in the scrollback :p [18:48:48] nothing [18:49:10] darsie, Althego: It does automagically add the full stop [18:49:25] (if there isn't other punctuation at the end) [18:50:02] ;outcome add Your ship is ripped apart by the fabled Full Stop. [18:50:03] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: Your ship is ripped apart by the fabled Full Stop. [18:53:24] Althego: It'll wear out in a few days, I hope :-/ [18:53:34] no [18:53:43] There are only so many possible nonsensical sentences, right....? [18:54:10] no [18:54:35] I did add "You get this bot banned by spamming ;mission too much." to outcomes, but no-one seems to have heeded it [18:55:44] marcelinethevampirespleen: You were trying to use ;mission fixup to fix outcomes [18:55:51] ;outcome add A cosmic cloud of guacamole envelops you, courtesy of FLHerne. [18:55:52] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: A cosmic cloud of guacamole envelops you, courtesy of FLHerne. [18:56:00] nyeh [19:00:56] ;outcome add Expandin' your molecules, causing a friction fire Burnin' you on your neutron, causing you to scream "Hit me in the proton, BABY!" [19:00:57] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: Expandin' your molecules, causing a friction fire Burnin' you on your neutron, causing you to scream "Hit me in the proton, BABY!" [19:01:31] marcelinethevampirespleen: *please* use PMs if you're going to pester the bot all day [19:01:47] oh I have been [19:02:05] the pm list is enormous [19:04:52] You build a rocket with over 9000 low-powered but crazily efficient engines on its first stage. You don't see your rocket launch due to buffering. this one seems hand picked [19:09:59] Hm, I thought of a new feature [19:11:54] hm [19:17:47] I was hoping to drop a few small satellites in LKO but I'm unsure how to get them operating as something other than debris [19:19:40] marcelinethevampirespleen: Include a pod. [19:19:44] Comm relays? solar panels for power? instrumentation for fulfilling science contracts? [19:19:50] a what [19:19:54] A computer. [19:20:07] solar panels = com relays [19:20:13] + not= [19:20:26] a probe core? [19:20:31] yes [19:20:54] You can also select the type by clicking on the computer. [19:21:09] The VAB category is called pods. [19:22:31] !banlist add marcelinethevampirespleen [19:22:31] FLHerne: Added user: marcelinethevampirespleen [19:22:50] alright I did allthat but cargo bays don't work for me so I'm just trailing satellites and decoupling them at intervals but they don't show up [19:23:02] Behold the new feature! :D [19:23:16] #KSPOfficial: mode change '+o UmbralRaptor' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.esper.net [19:24:01] ;mission [19:24:02] bees: You try to present your findings on a possible link between the Deep Space Kraken and the Horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring, but no one takes you seriously. Your computer says "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave", and you ditch the project to try to figure out who the hell is this "Dave" that messed up your computer. [19:24:24] https://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/Parts#Pods [19:24:40] Are probe cores pods? [19:24:46] Yes [19:24:55] Certainly in the VAB interface [19:24:58] Are probe cores computers? [19:25:12] ;mission [19:25:12] marcelinethevampirespleen: You are banned from using this bot. [19:25:25] HEY [19:25:28] unban me [19:25:28] ho [19:25:48] hehehe [19:25:49] darsie: I guess, but "computers" isn't really a thing that matters in KSP [19:25:55] I won't use it in main chat but this bot is how I entertain myself now [19:26:00] aagh [19:26:02] (note: anyone can use !banlist add, del etc.) [19:26:12] Except people who are banned, obviously ;-) [19:26:16] idk what that is [19:26:53] ;mission add unban me you kraken [19:26:53] marcelinethevampirespleen: You are banned from using this bot. [19:27:18] #KSPOfficial: mode change '+o umbralraptop' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.esper.net [19:27:33] Althego: Does this solve the problem sufficiently? :D [19:27:44] !banlist del marceline [19:27:44] FLHerne: Deleted user: "marcelinethevampirespleen" [19:27:46] in a sense [19:27:57] seems harsh [19:28:24] The Apollo missions used computers, IIRC. [19:28:34] Yes [19:28:38] On board [19:28:43] ;outcome add Nyeh [19:28:43] marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: Nyeh [19:28:53] i'll stop [19:28:53] the famous apollo guidance computers [19:29:00] but nyeh [19:29:10] people are mean marceline [19:29:11] Computers on the Saturn V, CSM, and LEM [19:29:12] but the heavy lifting was done by huge mainframes on the ground [19:29:31] I'm aware, flayer [19:30:05] Failed to parse 'nyeh' [19:31:17] ;mission [19:31:18] marcelinethevampirespleen: In effort to increase cost-efficiency, you experiment with solid fuel-powered RCS thrusters. You died for failing to GET OFF MY LAWN! [19:31:18] nya? [19:31:22] nyaaa! [19:31:24] nyaaa [19:31:43] you beat me by a fourth of a second [19:31:54] !banlist add marcelinethevampirespleen [19:31:54] FLHerne: Added user: marcelinethevampirespleen [19:32:00] Ok, back on the damn list [19:33:13] The list has cursed the organ to the void [19:37:57] Action: umbralraptop eyes the hostmasks [19:55:50] strangely related https://twitter.com/KerbalSpaceP/status/1331653255450021896 [19:56:22] hah visor for velding [19:56:38] w [19:57:03] this was a mod [19:58:20] oh noez, it's probably going to break my custom TextureReplacer visor texture :) [19:58:34] anyway, looking good. I like the laser gun, KISKAS doesn't have that [19:58:36] so KAS going stock? [19:59:12] shouldhavebeenstock!!1 [19:59:25] it took a few years [20:00:13] well, it's not like KAS was particularly bug free... :p [20:01:05] this feature won't be, either. it's software [20:03:29] eh, broken silicon, 4 hours ago. too late to watch it today [20:04:09] what am i going to do [20:05:26] !nel [20:05:27] !nela [20:05:29] Althego => Soyuz-2 - Falcon Eye 2 - Sat Nov 28, 2020 01:33:00 UTC (L-2 days, 05:27:04) - https://rocketlaunch.live/launch/falcon-eye-2 for info/stream [20:05:53] no stream [20:06:06] but this is an arianespace launch [20:06:10] there should be one [20:12:14] hehe there is a recent brent spiner short on omeleto. i cant link it because of the words used. it is quite good [20:18:15] omeleto is a good source for legendary content. [20:19:15] also dust [20:20:57] A good source for dust? [20:27:58] dust is a similar channel with short, just with sci-fi only [20:52:52] #KSPOfficial: mode change '+o umbralraptop' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.esper.net [21:28:47] Last message repeated 1 time(s). [21:28:47] #KSPOfficial: mode change '+o UmbralRaptor' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.esper.net [21:49:38] https://imgur.com/a/0zA27hg [21:50:07] *visible confusion* [21:50:34] Five year plan, five year mission, close enough [21:51:02] what does that relate to [21:51:54] Stalin-era USSR was big on Five-Year Plans [21:52:34] yes but what five year mission [21:52:50] that's a bit long for a trip to duna [21:53:40] Granted, five year mission is more of a star trek thing [21:53:42] back in the u.s.s.r. by the beatles [21:53:50] I mean [21:54:06] is star trek not socialist? [21:54:10] close enough [21:54:21] nyehehe [21:55:02] althego is gone what a rare occurence [23:02:15] #KSPOfficial: mode change '+o Raptop' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.esper.net