[00:16:14] https://imgur.com/5jdaIQc [00:16:14] https://i.imgur.com/5jdaIQc.jpg [00:16:25] been a while since I made a spaceplane [00:19:10] wow pretty short wings lol [00:19:16] great for supersonic flights [00:19:30] https://imgur.com/hxPMBt6 made it to orbit [00:19:31] https://i.imgur.com/hxPMBt6.jpg [00:19:44] nice! [00:19:58] I tried to have a kinda spacex type plane and rocket [00:20:04] but never succeed on it [00:20:12] even with fairly small rocket cargo [00:20:21] plane simply couldnt do it lol [00:20:31] or rocket couldnt orbit after deteching from plane [00:37:12] what are those overlay lines? [00:37:14] first time on a bike in like 6 years, did 9km. not bad! [00:37:32] bleh need to fix mine [00:37:52] i wanted to get a new bike for ages [00:37:54] my friend did 100km the other week [00:38:09] in one go that is [00:38:11] not over a week [00:38:59] well, some tour de france etappes are over 200km [00:39:00] and new gearing system for mine. ugh forgot that till now [00:39:17] I probably reached 500 miles on the cheap bicycle [00:39:48] im poretty sure its over thousand but not certain, I certainly did a lot of 50 mile trips. [00:39:55] yeah im not exactly tour de france shape [00:40:02] i had cigarettes and pizza along that 9km [00:40:06] that does not sound like a lot [00:40:06] neither am I lol [00:40:50] I dont know if I can do 10 mile now, been years lol [00:41:55] the trouble with my village is, each direction you could exit it, it is uphill. and any places where you'd want to go is >15km away [00:42:29] and you'd need a shower at the destination [00:43:40] those are the 3 main reason that kept me from hopping on a bike in the last ~10 years [00:44:21] wow [00:44:29] free exercise "bowl" [00:44:52] gradient is great for your muscles. [00:45:16] i bought an indoor bike thingie, which i don't use nearly as often as i should [00:50:21] its extreme hills where i'm at, too [00:50:33] on the plus side the way back was mostly downhill [00:50:52] heh I reember old days at calfornia [00:51:00] I lived near extreme hills, and I was very curious kid [00:51:16] after couple years of that, I was a very curious iron legs kid [00:51:53] the area is theoretically rather flat here, just it's cut through by all these tiny valleys... each village is in a valley, and all the travel paths are on the upper plane [00:52:34] and you have to cross like 3 of these valleys before you get to the city [00:54:18] you could theoretically get from each valley to the city on water level, but there are no paths that go along all the little streams, or the big river [00:54:54] fun [00:55:55] each valley is like 50m height difference [00:56:15] to the surrounding plane [00:56:27] plain? [00:56:31] one of those [00:57:35] pretty high but not too bad [00:57:46] calfornia one I went up 45 degree angled roads lol [00:58:04] I didnt have nice street bike but old steel one. fun [00:58:08] grades here are like 8% [00:58:31] theres like 3 45 degree hills on my little route [01:00:04] heh I always thought 45 was max till I drove up a 50 degree one. insane. [01:00:20] just glad I wasnt on bicycle that time :P [01:00:32] it looked like a wall [01:01:33] ;wa arctan(50°) [01:01:37] Eddi|zuHause: tan^(-1)(50 °) = tan^(-1)((5 À)/18), (result in radians) [01:01:49] thanks, dude. [01:02:31] lol now thats very clear [01:03:09] he's a true mathematician. the answer is both 100% correct and 100% useless [01:03:21] reminds me of microsoft one [01:03:59] ;wa calories in cubic lightyear of mayonnaise [01:04:03] mabus: mayonnaise->amount->1 ly^3 (cubic light year)->total calories: 3.5×10^54 Cal (dietary Calories) [01:04:23] that'd feed humanity for next billion years [01:04:32] thats all? [01:04:43] how many days worth of daily nutrition is that? [01:05:04] whats a normal daily intake, like 3k cals? [01:05:19] times 8 billion [01:05:29] so like 1.15x10^51 mandays? [01:05:49] on the thingies they always say something like 2000, if you're an average height female that doesn't do sports... [01:06:33] The average American consumes more than 3,600 calories daily - a 24% increase from 1961, when the average was just 2,880 calories [01:06:48] ;wa ( (calories in cubic ly)(3000 * 8000000000 )) / 365 [01:06:52] Rolf: Wolfram couldn't understand your gibberish [01:07:06] ;wa ( (calories in cubic ly)/(3000 * 8000000000 )) / 365 [01:07:11] Rolf: Wolfram couldn't understand your gibberish [01:07:13] ;wa recommended daily nutrition [01:07:14] Eddi|zuHause: Wolfram couldn't understand your gibberish [01:07:17] ;wa ( (calories in cubic ly of mayonnaise)/(3000 * 8000000000 )) / 365 [01:07:23] mabus: (mayonnaise->amount->1 ly^3 (cubic light year)->total calories/(3000×8000000000))/365: 4×10^38 Cal (dietary Calories) [01:07:39] ;wa calories per day [01:07:41] Eddi|zuHause: (cal_th (thermochemical calorie))/day: 4.843×10^-5 kg m^2/s^3 (kilogram meters squared per second cubed) [01:08:01] ;wa 4x10^38 / 1000000 [01:08:03] Rolf: (4×10^38)/1000000: 400000000000000000000000000000000 [01:08:05] yeah thats not dietary calories [01:08:12] thats how many ,illion years it would last [01:08:15] ;wa thermochemical calories to dietary calories [01:08:17] Eddi|zuHause: convert 1 cal_th (thermochemical calorie) to dietary Calories: 0.001 Cal (dietary Calories) [01:08:22] ;wa 4x10^38 / 1000000000 [01:08:23] Rolf: (4×10^38)/1000000000: 400000000000000000000000000000 [01:08:36] heh thats well past end of universe [01:08:48] assuming we can live an existence of billions of years of eating mayo [01:08:55] without giving up on life [01:09:02] we would evolve into using mayo as ideal meal [01:09:19] hmm curious heh [01:09:36] i'm sure if you only ate mayonnaise for the rest of the length of the universe, you'd get a ton of nutritional deficite problems [01:09:48] ;wa calories in cubic lightyear of soylent [01:09:53] Rolf: Wolfram couldn't understand your gibberish [01:10:05] guess it dont know soylent [01:10:07] and that's before you consider salmonella and other things that make mayonnaise go bad [01:10:18] salmonella doesnt grow in space duh [01:10:25] ;wa soylent green [01:10:26] checkmate [01:10:29] Eddi|zuHause: Soylent Green (movie): title->Soylent Green, director->Richard Fleischer, release date->May 9, 1973 (45 years 3 months ago), runtime->97 minutes (1 hour 37 minutes), writer->Harry Harrison, -- this crap is too long. [01:11:04] ;wa calories in soylent green [01:11:09] Eddi|zuHause: Wolfram couldn't understand your gibberish [01:11:11] ;wa words in war and peace [01:11:15] mabus: Wolfram couldn't understand your gibberish [01:11:34] in which language? [01:12:11] ;wa length of war and peace [01:12:14] Eddi|zuHause: War & Peace (music album)->runtime: 38 minutes 50.21 seconds [01:12:25] err, sure [01:12:34] that's what i meant [01:13:39] ;wa lense flares in star trek [01:13:44] Eddi|zuHause: Wolfram couldn't understand your gibberish [01:14:06] that would have been too easy :p [01:14:33] ;wa google energy consumption per day [01:14:38] Eddi|zuHause: Wolfram couldn't understand your gibberish [01:14:49] ;wa witch of agnesi [01:14:51] mabus: witch of Agnesi (plane curve): [01:15:15] ;wa apple vs orange [01:15:20] mabus: apple->amount->1 apple->orange->amount->1 orange: serving size 1 apple (182 g), total calories 91->fat calories 2, % daily value^*->, total fat 273 mg->0%, saturated fat 45 mg->0%, trans fat->, -- this crap is too long. [01:15:40] ;wa apple vs pc [01:15:42] Eddi|zuHause: Wolfram couldn't understand your gibberish [01:15:44] ;wa am i drunk [01:15:45] mabus: blood alcohol: number of drinks->2, time->1 hour, body weight->140 lb (pounds), gender->male [01:16:52] ;wa speed of unladen swallow [01:16:54] mabus: estimated average cruising airspeed of an unladen European swallow: 11 m/s (meters per second), (asked, but not answered, about a general swallow in the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail) [01:17:39] fun [01:17:53] i always thought that the real joke in that scene is that he asks "european or african?" where swallows are migrating birds, so they travel between those two places [01:19:17] there are 47 species of african swallow [01:19:57] have a ice car! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHtni5njdrQ [01:19:57] YouTube - ICE car: first drive [01:20:43] who are you going to deport first? [01:25:30] Ah-hah. That's why my plane wouldn't work. It was Jeb flying, not Valentina. [01:26:10] nothing good ever came out of jeb flying a thing :p [01:30:10] lol [01:32:49] Hm. Maybe a bit heavy for a glider, but it's still under 1t. [01:33:21] Jet engines, and smaller gas tanks than some cars. [01:35:32] Alright. Let's see how this flies. [01:40:12] ... surprisingly well, although it STILL has a bit too much engine power for its size... [01:40:25] SLT: 40.76. [01:40:36] Maybe "a bit" is an understatement. <_< [01:40:59] you can right-click on the engine and throttle down? [01:43:11] I was actually just considering that. [01:43:31] I'm trying to do the GAP contracts, and I have a hell of a time doing the barnstorming ones. [01:43:50] Something slow-but-agile seems to be right for those - it's just a matter of hitting that sweet spot. [01:43:55] no clue what that is [01:44:03] Giving Aircraft a Purpose. [01:44:11] It's cool if you like planes. [01:44:19] oh yeah, i think i tried that [01:44:45] but got stuck with every other mission being "ferry two crew to KSC island" [01:45:32] https://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/129208-contract-pack-giving-aircraft-a-purpose-gap-14-beta-milestones-air-flights-coast-guard-march-17-2018/ [01:47:07] I'd have played FSX a lot more if I could've made my own planes. :V [01:47:30] hm [01:47:38] What I -really- need is a small electric prop. [01:47:55] that's called a fan [01:48:31] ... I know you're being a little snarky there, but now I'm wondering if that actually exists in that junk parts pack. >_> [01:50:46] Huh. I can't find it. I could've sworn I had that last version... [01:56:52] i had some problem when i started my last game that made me not include any of the contract packs [01:57:17] plus one of them added a nazi flag and i can't really support that kind of stuff [01:57:44] What mod has a nazi flag [01:57:51] Action: TheKosmonaut puts moderator pants on [01:58:06] Seriously? -_- [01:58:08] i believe it was some historic mission pack [01:58:17] ... ehhhhhhh [01:58:19] Can you link to it please? [01:58:30] that was like a year ago... [01:58:31] That's not kosher [01:58:33] Oh [01:58:53] I am pretty sure we cracked down on a mod with swastika flags in it before [01:58:57] TheKosmonaut: then why do we allow the USSR flag... [01:58:57] Unless it's literally a... what was it, the Komet? Me-161 or something? No excuse at all, and poor taste even if it -was- historical planes. [01:59:18] Rokker: D O U B L E S T A N D A R D S [02:00:23] Epsilon: Nazis happened, cant erase that no matter how many flags you get rid of [02:00:30] but that might be too political [02:00:47] Rokker: doesn't mean you should put it into games [02:01:07] My take on it is that stuff like that is what the iron cross is for. *shrug* [02:01:20] not gonna take advice from a german on what should and shouldn't be allowed in video games, no offense, Eddi|zuHause [02:01:27] Rokker kicked from #kspofficial by TheKosmonaut: Rokker [02:01:59] Alright that's enough. [02:02:02] On a less touchy subject, why the crap is my plane sitting like this? -_- [02:02:17] Epsilon: also it's Me 163 [02:02:22] or Me 262 [02:02:31] No, it was the 163 I was thinking of. [02:02:42] fat little plane [02:02:46] I knew it was 16-something. [02:02:47] very explodey [02:02:59] theres also the He 162 [02:03:03] Under the current rules, nazi flags are not allowed to be featured on the KSP forums, what you add in your own time is up to you, but you probably shouldn't post them to the forum. If there's a mod with such flags please report then to moderators. [02:03:18] Thank you for being oppressed today, your cooperation is mandatory. [02:04:08] https://www.dropbox.com/s/11vlv8r6icnsjcc/Nosesitter.PNG?dl=0 [02:04:15] I think it's something weird with my wheel scaling. [02:04:20] Rokker: what's wrong with replacing nazis with robots and red blood with green goo? [02:04:42] Epsilon: Damn your kerbal must be fat [02:04:58] Note that the back wheels are actually off the ground. :P [02:05:06] Eddi|zuHause: I was talking about south park stick of truth [02:05:36] "oh an alien satellite dish pops out of his butt? cant allow that, too offensive" [02:05:41] Rokker: never played that [02:05:51] still bigger than smallest plane ever built lol [02:06:01] *i ever [02:06:11] Rokker: did you see the screen cap I sent you of Ireland in EU4? [02:06:15] ... aaaaaand I tip over. [02:06:22] https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/udfT8S9H/Screen+Shot+2018-07-29+at+6.05.52+PM.png [02:06:29] GLOREEYUS [02:06:29] Epsilon: I remember a time when you didnt need contracts to give planes a purpose, or anything a purpose for that matter [02:06:42] I remember when ksp was about creating your own purpose [02:07:03] Action: Rokker squints [02:07:11] that's not how england is spelled [02:07:12] Says the guy with a contract company named after him [02:07:25] Rokker: englalonde! [02:07:27] TheKosmonaut: that's a tiny bit on the detailed side? [02:07:39] TheKosmonaut: I do? [02:07:50] Eddi|zuHause: Germany / the HRE is made up of like 367 provinces [02:07:57] It's borderline obsessive [02:08:01] You mean like this? https://www.dropbox.com/s/1ujekefldfhuc5i/screenshot0.png?dl=0 [02:08:03] :V [02:08:06] Eddi|zuHause: hes playing voltaires nightmare [02:08:21] Rokker: there's an achievement for that [02:08:24] Rokker: France is basically another HRE, which is cool [02:08:33] Rokker: like "make the HRE have more than 75 members" [02:08:56] TheKosmonaut: does that mod have a name? [02:09:08] Rokker: Austria is Austria and Styria [02:09:10] Eddi|zuHause: yeah. Voltaire's Nightmare [02:09:11] Eddi|zuHause: I mean I remember when ksp was like that but I was more thinking of the hayday when you had mods like... something [02:09:18] Eddi|zuHause: I just told you dammit [02:09:26] Rokker: Rokkea is named after you I thought. [02:09:34] TheKosmonaut: prolly not [02:09:52] I did help what's his name out with stuff that made it into the game tho [02:10:00] I mean, I get making your own purpose in KSP, but I like having some structure around the gameplay, mostly because it actually -does- get boring otherwise. [02:10:04] last time i played i tried to get some of the new stupid achievemnts [02:10:05] Because I've basically done everything I want to. [02:10:14] the contract code i helped out with [02:10:17] like "own the provinces of Haha, Hehe and Lolland" [02:10:21] the orbital mech part [02:10:23] not much [02:12:16] ffffffff [02:12:19] stupid mirroring [02:12:20] i was playing as congo, but got a bit stuck because all the people i could reasonably expand into were sunni, and the ammassment of aggressive expansion got too crazy i was fighting coalitions with ottomans and QQ all the time [02:13:50] Eddi|zuHause: I thought about kongo but I heard it's awful to get around the small expandable area and the tech penalty [02:13:58] playing timbuktu was bad enough [02:14:25] tech penalty is easy to get around, just develop a province to 37-ish [02:14:51] Rokker: you suck at African countries because you're just bad at the game [02:14:53] So my Comcast just died [02:15:04] Unless it is Ethiopia [02:15:09] umaxtu_mobile: f [02:15:13] no u [02:15:13] and for expanding into unconnected territory, just vassalize one dude over there [02:15:41] then you can freely expand [02:15:48] :3 [02:15:53] Colonial ideas, put a colony down, get a claim, abandon colony [02:16:01] What pdx game? [02:16:06] i got to east africa that way [02:16:22] i didn't even need a claim [02:16:38] i think someone was allied with someone i attacked [02:17:00] umaxtu_mobile: eu4 [02:17:02] i got colonial ideas anyway, to claim some coast before the europeans did [02:18:07] however the portuguese were a bit too quick so i didn't get the gold coast province with the bonus trade [02:18:13] Rokker: if I can't hack it in VN Im gonna go back to vanilla and play as Maguindanao [02:18:21] PILIPINAS STRONK [02:19:02] Rokker: get Voltaire's nightmare and play as Saxony [02:19:11] no [02:19:13] Though I heard that revoking privilegia in this mod may crash your comp [02:19:17] only war thunder now [02:19:22] Rokker: tell me [02:19:23] no other game [02:19:24] i played as saxony in vanilla a while back [02:19:28] When did you become a lower [02:19:33] Loser [02:19:35] ur mom [02:19:41] No u [02:20:00] Eddi|zuHause: I managed to play as Brandenburg and get like halfway through the reforms [02:20:18] Rokker: you can be hussite in VN [02:20:42] saxony was my first proper game as a noob, actually [02:20:53] mine was denmark [02:21:01] which was both a good and bad idea [02:21:17] Ethiopia was my first good game that I played until like 1800 [02:21:23] my second try as saxony went as far as becoming emperor [02:21:33] ugh [02:21:40] I became emperor as bohemia [02:21:41] then everything went to shit because i kept losing against venice+france alliance [02:21:44] awful idea [02:21:47] awful [02:21:51] worst idea ever [02:21:57] Rokker: Bohemia is lame [02:22:01] cause my king wasnt germanic [02:22:08] My PLC game got pretty far. [02:22:08] and then I kept getting reelected [02:22:12] looks like its back [02:22:15] literally couldn't pass anything [02:22:21] the third time and 1900 hours into the game later, i actually managed to conquer the world as saxony [02:22:23] whether or not it stays that way... [02:22:24] umaxtu: boooo [02:22:29] I managed to take everything up to the Rhine [02:23:10] https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/hph0BVjW/PLC+Empire.png [02:23:29] I guess I went further than I thought [02:23:32] I want to make england Danish again [02:24:35] I made Ottoman go into like 5k+ in debt [02:24:42] Kept stack wiping his mercs [02:25:19] how are your ottomans not massive? [02:26:04] Eddi|zuHause: I was allied with Austria, France, and Spain in the league wars, and we maintained that alliance. [02:26:11] Eddi|zuHause: ottomans are easy to beat if you do it right [02:26:15] Then declared on Ottomans and I demanded they release nations [02:26:39] They even released Byzantium [02:26:47] It took several wars [02:27:23] I can't stand how easily the AI is willing to go into debt. It's insane. [02:27:41] The Ottomans entire military were mercenaries [02:27:55] TheKosmonaut, have you seen the real world? [02:28:09] TheKosmonaut: I just realized something [02:28:15] my mouse has 12 buttons [02:28:22] as kongo i avoided mercenaries so far [02:28:36] TheKosmonaut: I can macro all the tabs to my mouse [02:28:46] Mercenaries aren't the end of the world, some nations make them all viable options. Ming for example. [02:28:52] maximum efficiency [02:29:02] But Ottomans literally lost like 2m in mercenaries [02:29:03] M A X I M U M [02:29:12] Where the heck were they getting them from? [02:29:41] Rokker, if you want maximum efficiency, you need buttons for your feet [02:29:55] my saxony game was a bit weird. i went humanistic ideas, but didn't convert, then practically everyone in the empire went protestant, except austria and the theocraties. so they ousted me as emperor and elected the austrian [02:29:57] umaxtu: foot keyboard? [02:30:09] at that point i immediately switched to protestant and declared league war [02:30:20] They just kept trying to send them through my marches too. Wallachia and Bulgaria were forted up something fierce. [02:30:23] with the ottomans on the protestant side, and france neutral [02:30:43] and a button or two for each knee [02:31:00] My PLC was reformed. Haha [02:31:05] well, "immediately" as in, i waited 5 years for my broken alliance with austria to expire [02:31:30] Eddi|zuHause: I did well as byzantium by just capping their only way across the straits and then holding it hostage with my full navy [02:31:38] then bit by bit I took land [02:31:57] EMPIRE OF THE ROMANS [02:32:13] took on the 20k troops they had in my land and placed out taking back that crossing land [02:32:16] Rokker: i still haven't attempted mare nostrum [02:32:21] they were no longer allowed in [02:32:56] i tried byzantium once. managed to hold out the first war against ottomans with like 6 small allies, but didn't gain any territory [02:33:13] then for the next war they broke off my allies and stomped me [02:33:16] TheKosmonaut: I hate how 2k is too high def to play eu4 [02:33:52] The Ottomans are quite vulnerable at the very start. If you're quick then fighting them isn't so hard. I've seen AI Byzantium a couple of times. [02:34:28] i guess it's harder to block the strait now with the new rule that you can't block when it owns both sides [02:34:40] Dumb rule. [02:34:53] i think i like that rule [02:35:16] It should be thst you just take massive attrition [02:35:24] ;wa 88f to c [02:35:26] Rolf: convert 88 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) to degrees Celsius: 31.11 °C (degrees Celsius) [02:35:31] If you attempt crossing a blockaded strait [02:36:53] TFW you get deep into a Zachtronics game, and notice that none of your steam friends have high scores to compete with. [02:37:31] because most people on steam have 2000 games to play through. [02:37:48] i'd dispute that statement [02:38:28] KrazyKrl: no, no. They do for the earlier puzzles. [02:39:01] zachtronics games certainly have a unique appeal. [02:39:06] i have like 80 hours in space chem and don't even know why [02:39:29] i've got spacechem, never played it [02:39:46] TheKosmonaut: orthodox can PU right? [02:39:51] umaxtu: its fun [02:39:53] it starts so innocently, and then it goes crazy [02:39:53] play it [02:39:55] umaxtu: you should try it. [02:40:01] I think so? [02:40:26] i'm pretty sure any christian can PU [02:40:31] SpaceChem sounds like a drug you'd get on Mars [02:41:24] I think in a few cases you make drugs? Though it's mostly industrial chemicals. [02:41:32] but i haven't really figured out how to force PUs [02:41:51] i randomly got one as saxony for no reason [02:42:26] the only pdx game I feel mostly comfortable with is Stellaris [02:42:32] was one of the theocraties i converted during the league war, that secularized [02:42:49] TheKosmonaut: imereti is as good as mine then [02:42:50] then their ruler died pretty quickly and i got union [02:43:19] Rokker: yeah you can get PU with any of the Christian faiths. Even if you're protestant and the JP is orthodox or even corticosteroids [02:43:21] .... [02:43:23] What [02:43:24] Coptic [02:43:26] the funniest part about that was, i awarded them elector status immediately before that [02:44:09] so i was elector myself, and had an elector union partner [02:44:35] Eddi|zuHause: Spacechem was kinda fun, but I couldn't handle the eyestrain from not being able to resize the window. >_< [02:44:59] uhm, it has window size options? [02:45:22] ... let me double check, but I'd swear I couldn't get it past something ancient like 1024x768. [02:45:25] Eddi|zuHause: the others probably wouldn't vote for you though right? [02:45:42] they got a bit of a penalty, but most of them loved me [02:45:46] Usually if you control a voter, that means the others get -25 or -50 reasons to vote [02:45:53] I can't remember how much it is [02:45:57] -50 [02:46:09] but you get +200 from good relations [02:46:27] Diplomatic reputation advisors help too [02:46:30] and all the "bad" electors got eleminated in the league war [02:46:56] i had diplorep from influence ideas, and saxony gets innate diplorep [02:47:04] Eddi|zuHause: Nope, not at a brief look. I know there was some way to tweak the config, but it didn't work right. [02:47:10] TIS-100 was cool though. [02:47:58] Rokker: apparently you can make the HRE orthodox too [02:48:07] Action: TheKosmonaut writes that down for the next run [02:48:14] THIRD ROME INTENSIFIES [02:48:29] yeah, you have to force the league war to drag on [02:48:42] so it ends in a draw [02:49:46] after that, emperor can be any christian religion [02:50:25] TheKosmonaut: I'm very conflicted right now on if I should declare on ottomans right now [02:50:34] while most ld their military is on crimea [02:50:41] most of [02:50:56] if it goes wrong tho, I'm dead [02:53:15] Corticosteroid Pope [02:53:30] what's bad about my congo game is that every single european power i ment immediately declared me as rival [02:53:47] I need advice [02:54:00] Advice is illegal. [02:54:05] so i have no useful allies against ottomans [02:54:07] illegal is illegal [02:54:13] I can basically end the ottoman rule of the Balkans here and now [02:54:19] if I win [02:55:49] https://imgur.com/QkqcbUW [02:55:50] https://i.imgur.com/QkqcbUW.jpg [02:56:31] my stupid spaceplane has proven versatile at landing [02:56:31] if I dont I'm dead [02:56:45] Stupid rescale not making these contracts trigger. >:( [02:57:30] Rokker: when in doubt, beat the ottomans [02:59:52] well crap [02:59:58] immediately went to crap [03:00:30] peace with Crimea, giving them exiled troops able to pass through any country [03:00:59] instaded [03:01:34] refresh [03:02:14] the trick with being the smaller/defensive side of the war is to drag it out [03:02:24] try to avoid direct confrontation [03:02:54] or be quicker at sieging their stuff than they are sieging yours [03:05:25] like, as congo i won the last war against ottomans, even though they had twice the army strength and were ahead in miltech [03:05:41] by just sieging the smaller members of the coalition [03:06:28] well, it helped that they were fighting another war [03:06:45] but so was i :p [03:11:17] TheKosmonaut: the king of imereti is 63 with no heir [03:11:28] and I'm married to him [03:14:08] TheKosmonaut: this will provide a fine distraction for the turks [03:27:33] mamluks declared on ottomans [03:27:38] here is my chance [03:30:40] Hungary is willing to accept if I wait until january [03:31:51] hmmm no land border between mamluks and turks [03:46:25] Rokker: what's between them? [03:46:47] AT? [03:46:51] AQ* [03:53:02] TheKosmonaut: nvm, they got through [03:53:07] this is glorious [03:53:13] TheKosmonaut: GLORIOUS [03:55:24] TheKosmonaut: ottoman army screen on ledger [03:55:30] Total: 0 [03:55:42] Rokker: It means NOTHING [03:55:58] I've seen them there and then a 76 stack of mercs come rolling to me [03:56:07] They will take massive loans [03:56:31] TheKosmonaut: treasury 167 [03:56:43] Rokker: pause [03:56:44] all of anatolia is mamlukian [03:56:55] ~ tag TUR [03:57:01] most of the Balkans are mine and hungary [03:57:08] See exactly what their finances are [03:57:15] TheKosmonaut: I'm playing iron fist dummy [03:57:17] I've won [03:57:20] that simple [03:57:21] Nice [03:57:29] Wait are you Byzantium? [03:57:30] edirne is mine [03:57:33] yes [03:57:46] Oh you just started [03:57:52] Yeah you got it then. [03:58:02] Rokker: for some reason I assumed you were serbia [03:58:15] Mamlukes will be a terrible headache down the road [03:59:09] oren: I'm the OG kebab remover [03:59:18] Rokker: I wanna form Romania and build Mare Nostrum Romanian empire [03:59:19] oren: serbia would be much harder [03:59:42] Albania is the hardest [04:02:02] TheKosmonaut: oh god, the rebels [04:02:05] so many rebels [04:02:28] TheKosmonaut: what's the peasant to soldier ratio? [04:02:32] to kill em [04:02:53] I've done as much as 2-1. But i dunno. [04:03:32] https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/2gX8YEgy/RokkersKebabRemovalService [04:03:44] TheKosmonaut: byzantine stronk [04:05:09] TheKosmonaut: decided to end the war instead [04:06:04] Bordergore [04:06:23] TheKosmonaut: and the ottomans cant reach the rebels [04:06:28] 10/10 [04:06:31] At least take tirhala [04:06:37] Then you get an estuary [04:06:39] I think [04:06:40] TheKosmonaut: the ottoman empire is bordergore [04:06:53] next war [04:07:20] https://imgur.com/ZaK62GS [04:07:21] https://i.imgur.com/ZaK62GS.jpg [04:07:31] https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/AONkf6bz/Screen+Shot+2018-07-28+at+3.37.59+PM.png [04:07:37] Best bordergore [04:07:59] https://imgur.com/vLDv2gL [04:07:59] https://i.imgur.com/vLDv2gL.jpg [04:08:28] oren: he's seen... Things [04:08:32] Things you wouldn't believe [04:08:35] GUYS APPARENTLY if you aerobrake hard enough the flames go inside the capsule [04:09:35] TheKosmonaut: oh my god [04:09:49] ottomans are so weak that wallachia just declared on them [04:09:57] Rokker: ayy [04:09:58] wallachia stronl [04:10:01] stronk [04:10:11] oren: you may have a compromised capsule [04:10:19] Rokker: DRACULA RISING [04:13:43] https://imgur.com/ZHv15Ii [04:13:43] https://i.imgur.com/ZHv15Ii.jpg [04:16:22] Serious Byzness [04:16:37] #KSPOfficial: mode change '+o Dman979' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.esper.net [04:23:17] Albania declared on the turks [04:40:16] TheKosmonaut: oh... oh dear [04:40:20] oh no [04:40:44] TheKosmonaut: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/BmKZToCK/the%20real%20border%20gore [04:43:43] Rokker: GENOA NOOOOOOOO [04:57:22] gah. I specifically timed this mun flyby so that the spacecraft would be in sun and could see kerbin [04:57:35] eclipse< [04:57:38] ? [04:57:42] yup [04:57:45] gah [04:57:48] hehe [04:58:02] https://imgur.com/srmyYf9 [04:58:02] https://i.imgur.com/srmyYf9.png [04:58:18] well, I packed enough capacitors [04:59:06] the capacitor is empty. you are unable to warp because you are warp scrambled [05:00:52] & did the Geller field fail? [05:01:00] eclipse [05:01:03] cute :) [05:01:04] that burn time overlapping the navball made me literally twitch a little. [05:01:40] did your rimworld do a dyson all the way to the zero point energy point? [05:15:03] Aaaaaaaaaaaargh [05:15:06] stowaways [05:15:13] in what was supposed to be an unmanned launch [05:15:19] I hate it when this happens.... [05:18:55] I want an action group like the rcs one but toggling torque [05:20:56] That was NOT a graceful launch. >_< [05:23:23] https://imgur.com/HtHZxRE [05:23:24] https://i.imgur.com/HtHZxRE.jpg [05:23:52] hehe when you notice your rescue rocket is full with an unwanted kerbal :) [05:24:10] oops [05:24:30] this design resulted in problems when the fornt was a mk1 spaceplane cockpit but worked great with a mk1 capsule in the nose [05:24:58] the mk1 plane cockpit doesn't seem suitable for spaceplanes [05:25:10] it works if you are really cautious [05:26:14] I just reenter hard and pull up into a glide at 35K [05:26:24] https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/717539469034138788/381EEB707F31C51667B933C87212C56D9DE4C725/ [05:27:18] um [05:27:21] lol [05:29:24] Cam you still fire the orange suits? [05:30:09] (granted, that's career mode only) [05:31:51] Ugh, this ship I built is bad for my framerate [05:31:57] laggissimo [05:32:47] Why do you think it's Jeb's secret gula... base. [05:40:40] doesnt seem to be too secret [05:40:48] maybe if you hid it at the bottom of the mohole [05:41:09] or somewhere at the bottom of eve's oceans [05:41:18] on the surface of jool [05:42:18] I think i'd go to the rough, unupgraded runway at the KSC less than I would go those places. [05:42:57] oh your one of those people who doesn't use planes lol [05:43:40] by the time i can spend the science on decent plane parts i dont need planes [05:44:03] have you ever tried using that dirt runway? the grass next to it makes a better runway. [05:44:34] also, i can just go to minmus for some science: https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/285225308513847415/7A583D905E3F5BC7512482CDA06E0094EFAA7162/ [05:44:59] har har derp... this one: https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/719792474331819303/AF7D12BCED04B4C76D445F29BC19F9D83B08D4E5/ [05:45:52] mabus: I use planes on eve alot [05:49:21] TheKosmonaut oren ottomans are an OPM now [05:49:36] and in a losing war [05:49:48] Rokker: ha [05:50:11] Oh jeez. I just realized thst in 1056, Palermo is not catholic. Guess what imma do now [05:50:14] it's only 1481 [05:50:42] complete collapse of the ottomans in 37 years [05:53:50] Rokker: Next you need to culture change anatolia to greek [05:57:16] TheKosmonaut: knights will culture change their part of anatolia to francien! [05:57:41] i'd say they would culture change that place to a bloody pulp [05:59:28] but that's what knights are good at [06:02:25] Also PTSD, knights are GREAT at PTSD. [06:03:04] not really [06:03:17] the traumas they cause leave no place for the post- part [06:03:28] Rokker, Oren: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/J8EFBynj/PalermoStronk [06:05:46] makes me think of this http://wiki.totalwar.com/images/0/05/Sic_dismounted_norman_knights_info.png [06:17:04] TheKosmonaut: a new challenger has arisen [06:17:19] the karamans [06:17:25] Jebediah Karaman [06:18:29] TheKosmonaut: they are allied to the horde :/ [06:18:43] normally i wouldnt care but thats where i keep my union country [06:18:44] Darn horde... Alliance is the way to go [06:19:53] TheKosmonaut: btw, imereti took all of georgia before i did my war for the throne and then they took half of my ally circassia's land during the war for the throne [06:20:09] so i inhereted a sizable imereti [06:30:05] Rokker: Map gib [06:30:13] I am slowly eating sicily [06:30:16] As palermo [06:56:12] Rokker: Ayy [06:56:16] >Be Palermo [06:56:20] >annex Tunis [06:56:26] >form Tunisian Nation [06:56:27] TheKosmonaut: i made a mistake [06:56:42] i tried naval landing with too little of an advantage [06:56:48] still won the war but decimated my army [06:57:00] Where were you landing? [06:57:20] TheKosmonaut: that one island that the knights own [06:57:27] Naxos? [06:57:32] ye [06:57:52] i think [06:58:22] anyways, im done for the night [07:19:22] why https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Brennan_monorail [07:22:10] because it means half the tracks? [07:31:04] .... huh.. [07:31:11] they actually went and tried it [07:33:12] Eddi|zuHause: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ThA2vOjX/Tunis [07:33:31] It's kickin off, Rum is now into Byzantium [07:36:21] rum from alestorm :) [07:37:54] um.. whoa.. colourful [07:38:42] each color is a different country [07:38:48] So europe/the HRE is a mess [07:39:02] 368 Princes in the HRE [07:39:06] EU is a yuge MESS! [07:39:12] lmao [07:39:13] 368? [07:39:33] good to know Denmark wasn't so messed up [07:39:41] oh yeah [07:39:45] that looks about right lol [07:40:13] I already knew they'd loose part of sweden.. they've had their share of spats between each other [07:40:42] Denmark isnt part of the HRE [07:41:45] sorry HRE meaning? [07:41:52] The Holy Roman Empire [07:42:34] ah right.. wonder why that was... I recall the wall in england... [07:42:53] well two actually but... they didn't push up into denmark? [07:43:19] Trigger warning for Rokker, contains proto-kebab https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/zLlaBy1K/Screen%20Shot%202018-07-30%20at%204.42.25%20PM.png [07:43:55] remove dis [07:45:49] Heh.. 'Holy Toledo' [07:53:14] Rokker: Nah, I have declared a war of conquest against Byz and am invading southern italy [07:53:18] There is much doing [07:53:51] The Papacy wont intervene either because he's not a fan of the Orthodox, go figure. [07:58:56] Rokker: Oh boy oh boy [07:59:08] Byzantium is attempting to take the offensive and going after my capital. [08:02:07] which game is this? [08:08:23] JVFoxy: Europa Universalis 4 [08:08:40] It's like Civ, but for people with borderline obsessive disorder [08:08:58] Aaand just won my war against Byzantium [08:09:20] Rokker: Does it hurt? https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/WGhEbm7f/Screen%20Shot%202018-07-30%20at%205.08.43%20PM.png [08:09:30] Ok cool [08:09:50] Action: TheKosmonaut Carthage intensifies [08:09:52] haven't played civ, but familiar with it. Friend's room mate had tech tree poster up from one of the civ games on wall by PC some years back [08:14:20] JVFoxy: think of EU4 as the realism overhaul of Civ [08:17:02] aka more options and features than you have time for.. basically [08:23:50] Nah [08:24:00] It's all quite manageable [08:24:17] I'm playing a suped up version of it right now which has way too much detail [08:24:22] But there are worse mods [08:24:34] Ones that have population counts and demographics etc [08:25:07] Rokker: imagine MEIOU + voltaire [08:25:17] poking my nose into 1.4.5 first time right now... reseting settings again [08:27:47] I don't like that these games have an end date [08:28:39] I only played first sims game... characters don't even age... [08:29:06] then the newer ones came out.. learned how fast things go.. age in a few days.. weeks? Umm.. ok thats a bit quick.. at least I felt [08:35:55] .... [08:36:29] music off first change I got.. then when in game, told it, ok.. you can put some back on. It glitched, now nothing.. -attempts reload- [08:57:12] ok weird... adjusting the music setting while game already in progress really doesn't do anything. (unless you restart I think?) [09:21:41] eh.. ok well seems hit or miss.. oh well. [10:14:24] https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe2e4713bb3bf0cc1286fc91aabc487d/tumblr_olhyoirGre1qm6azoo1_540.png [10:16:17] lol [10:18:55] Fluburtur: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/03/12/2ED5A92800000578-3344232-From_t_shirts_emblazoned_with_the_slogan_don_t_be_happy_worry_it-a-23_1449145540811.jpg [10:19:08] depends on order of reading, its nice quote or ... not [10:19:16] yeah nice [10:19:36] kinda like the badly translated japanese stuff [10:19:43] yeah [10:19:51] autocraptons used to be funny and useless [10:19:58] yt worked on it its pretty good now [10:20:27] yeah they needed that to auto-demonetize peoples more efficiently [10:20:59] while I do understand need to make money [10:21:38] getting each kernel of money, and bending ethics is just eh [10:21:57] you know big corporations rarely ever have ethics [10:25:05] I used to watch Nintendo's presentations on youtube with the subtitles on... [10:25:12] let's just say some of their translations were NSFW [10:25:44] jeez lol [10:25:50] youtube autopcraptons or? [10:25:56] yep [10:26:05] it was hilarious [10:27:00] demonetize everything [10:27:07] run ublock origin [10:27:09] :P [10:27:12] it was never the same after Satoru Iwata died [10:27:15] youtube plus :P [10:27:24] what's that [10:27:39] its firefox addon to change some of youtube stuff [10:27:42] like remove ads [10:27:43] oh [10:27:46] eh [10:27:48] I just run ublock origin [10:27:50] Fluburtur: Well, there's a lot of stuff in Germany that is intended to be badly translated [10:27:54] change buffering, add theate mode [10:27:55] removes ads on youtube too [10:28:05] now, last one is awesome of all kinds. [10:28:14] Fluburtur: and it's always pretty awful :D [10:28:15] I hate full screen and youtube default is dinky [10:28:32] yeah that's nice [10:28:47] lots more options [10:28:56] didnt bother with pretty lot of em [10:31:20] https://kep.cdn.indexvas.hu/1/0/2063/20638/206389/20638912_21c23f4a435c42dcfc08bf68ccb02e9a_wm.jpg [10:31:59] orly [10:32:36] trying to do fusion with cpu eh [10:33:07] that stuff needs millions of kelvins tho [10:48:05] Althego lol... [10:48:56] hmm... 14567f.. nob ad [10:49:24] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231106102693986314/473440981359001600/37964906_647771085597720_6264655550101848064_n.png [10:49:34] suspect you probably shorted the temp sensor... [10:50:20] Fluburtur: https://pics.me.me/player-is-this-a-bug-or-a-feature-bethesda-yes-14405662.png [10:55:32] https://youtu.be/x9A9FaT1wsE [10:55:32] YouTube - Star Wars Imperial Star Destroyer - 1/2700 Revell Zvezda - Sci-fi model [10:58:46] absurdly high temp sensor readings are more likely "not connected" (resistance=high) than shorted (resistance=low) [11:03:54] depends on the type used NTC or PTC [11:09:08] lol [11:15:28] https://forum.flitetest.com/index.php?threads/monster-sized-fock-wulf-fw-42.37085/page-16#lg=attachment111404&slide=0 [11:22:10] Rokker https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/426008239071821826/473450087604027403/20180730132115_1.jpg [11:29:38] Fluburtur: again, wow. What an amazing piece [11:29:55] this dude got his tail ripped off and he managed to land it [11:54:21] I've been away long enough to deregister :o [11:54:55] one of the reasons i hate registering to stuff [11:55:19] take a break for 3 months? everything is gone [11:56:37] there's a network I'm on that is gone as well :o [11:57:17] I connect to the server and all the channels are empty and deregistered except for one [11:57:20] then I notice [11:57:21] [13:51:11] Current local users: 1 [11:57:26] literally the only user on the server [11:57:38] [13:51:11] Current global users: 9 [11:57:45] literally one of 9 users on the network [12:00:00] you've been dumped by a whole network [12:00:38] or they've been busted for illegal activity while you were gone :p [12:04:27] probably the latter [12:29:55] #KSPOfficial: mode change '+o APlayer' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.esper.net [12:47:10] Does anyone know how to get the CoM of the part that is controlling the active vessel, and the CoM of the part that is being targeted on a targeted vessel? [13:31:18] I feel kinda sick [13:31:22] I think I slept too much [13:37:18] Fluburtur: no such thing [13:37:21] Unless it's a coma [13:37:27] Then you may be sleeping too muxh [14:22:02] Mat2ch Althego https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/254984631512858634/473495451681685514/DSC_9383.JPG [14:33:22] https://arxiv.org/abs/1807.10553 [14:34:11] https://xkcd.com/2025/ [14:38:43] Sci-Hub is the best open access journal. [14:39:11] (Though given the choice, I'd suggest using ArXiv, PLOS, etc.) [15:27:13] https://jerma-lore.wikia.com/wiki/Byeah_(species) [15:27:23] What do you guys think about that? [15:27:24] https://i.imgur.com/qy6TSXs.png [15:28:32] preventive measures against crashing [15:53:34] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/413109312802521098/473518505992519681/20180730175238_1.jpg [16:08:52] "the front fell off"? [16:12:35] and that is the front? [16:17:24] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLBcp3nJlFQ [16:17:24] YouTube - The Nuclear Reactor Run By Students [16:35:48] Without clicking the link, I'm guessing Reed College's TRIGA Mark I. [16:36:03] it is [16:36:39] and that is the front? <-- that wasn't the question [16:36:59] it is too tiny to have a front fall off of it [16:37:07] so it must be the front that fell off [16:37:32] no, i meant the image before that [16:37:57] there the wing fell off [16:38:11] that is why it is a crash prevention measure [16:38:23] yes, and the question was what were my thoughts [16:38:36] and my first thought was "the front fell off" [16:39:24] as in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM [16:39:25] YouTube - Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off [16:40:08] i didnt know this [16:40:47] there is already a self sailing drone :) [16:40:51] (0 crew) [16:41:10] that was in 1991 [16:41:26] may be but this one is new [16:42:50] https://www.pmel.noaa.gov/itae/follow-saildrone-2018 [16:43:02] automatic, solar powered, wind propulsion [16:44:49] i dont even understand why wasnt this created long time ago. basically spaceprobes are exactly like this, so why not on the oceans [16:47:04] i imagine weather and wave patterns and traffic are more predictable in space than in the ocean [16:47:31] the weather of the sun is not too predictable [16:47:54] must be the reason why no probe has ever landed on the sun. [16:47:55] there are some probes out there to give advanced warnings [16:48:05] one is getting close soon :) [16:48:27] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_z19KPvV1w [16:48:28] YouTube - Parker Solar Probe--Mission Overview [16:49:42] this is a bit better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN6rZF5dSRg [16:49:42] YouTube - Why Won't it Melt? How NASA's Solar Probe will Survive the Sun [17:50:12] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c47kn_Y4y8A [17:50:13] YouTube - The Ultimate Paper Airplane | WIRED [17:58:58] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQIwG3Umhc [17:58:59] CTCP : from kmath (kmath!~kmath@ec2-54-144-15-186.compute-1.amazonaws.com) to #KSPOfficial [17:58:59] YouTube - q¹VocalElectro Rock ÆóÑì óKAGURA [18:30:22] now i get all these touhou music videos because of a single link [18:35:45] Fluburtur: I am getting sick of war thunder ground battles [18:35:52] I've been playing for the is-7 [18:36:57] Althego: is that actually a bad thing? [18:38:17] im actually sick [18:38:19] idk why [18:38:29] inhaling of strange materials? [18:38:33] no [18:38:45] too warm and I slept too much I think [18:38:51] lol [18:39:28] Action: UmbralRaptop adiabatically expands Fluburtur [18:39:38] lol [18:39:53] i doubt that would feel pleasant [18:45:43] these guys still rule https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT0RSXGLPpw [18:45:44] YouTube - Super Mario Medley [18:52:30] Fluburtur: what do you think the plane summer event will be [18:52:47] idk [19:10:26] #KSPOfficial: mode change '+o Deddly' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.esper.net [20:19:05] Hullo [20:20:03] It's strange. The moon is still super red. Thought the thing is over by now [20:22:13] that's no moon [20:22:31] Nvm. It is atmospheric [20:23:12] Or not...because my other friends see it aswell [20:29:40] #KSPOfficial: mode change '+o Deddly' by ChanServ!ChanServ@services.esper.net [20:32:06] if youre at east washington, its due to lots smoke [20:59:38] BadRocketsCo is in Estonia, so I'd blame Arctic wildfires. [21:15:28] All the Swedish wildfires for sure [21:15:52] And who knows how much of Karelia is in flames. Russian countryside doesn't reach much of western news... [21:20:00] i don't think the moon is visible here [21:22:05] actually it is, just barely above the horizon [21:22:34] (where "horizon" is pretty high up, because of a hill and forest) [21:26:38] however, i wouldn't call that red [23:10:36] Ah, the early career before autostruts - great fun watching to see if it will shake apart [23:30:06] Uh, my command pod is heating up and my heatshield isn't losing ablator [23:35:56] Survived anyway, peaking at 90% pod heat, but what? why? [23:46:06] are you sure you put the right end outside? :p